....and i love it so much! apparently, these inmates make their own hot sauce and can only have it in the mess hall cause if they have it in their cells they can throw in the face of any punk pig who steps in their cell. and as they do that they throw crushed up light bulbs in their eyes and rape and kill them before the Sgt. notices they are gone!
...ahhhh...the good life, anyway I took this copy of a newsletter from other prisons about some maoist society that is present in many prisons across this great nation of ours, so I read some of that and then watched Charlie Rose with violent offenders...they are literally more civilized than anybody in my family, including me!
I didn't want to go into work today even though it was the only day I went this week, but if I called out I would of kicked myself, cause anybody who could be considered a superior or a supervisor was out so I did absolutely nothing and got paid for it! and then demanded MORE furloughs!!...and now I'm bored and trying to do something on my computer drinking a Dog Fish Head - Midas Touch...It's a "handcrafted Ancient Ale with barley, honey, white muscat grapes & Saffron" and It is delicious! they can't make a bad beer!
I haven't had an erection since my grandfather died! That would be awesome if that was some power the dead had over us! That would be so cool. Well I like woke up with an erection and had one at work while I was watching shirtless inmates play hand-ball, and that was it....oh I think I had one in the car driving to work, but that was only cause I was thinking about shirtless inmates!....Well I guess the dead have no power over my erections. But that would be great if they did and then like Jonah Hill could star in a movie about it OR Trey Parker and Matt Stone could write a South Park episode about it...Or I could briefly mention it on a blog that nobody reads.
But speaking of South Park, they have really sucked this season!!...fucking queffs or how every you spell it, cause I haven't spelled it since I was in seventh grade when I thought they were funny! Like a whole episode about that shit, and the only joke was that they are queefs....I kept waiting for that episode to turn into some metaphor for foreign policy...it was just weak!....so South Park please stop cause you are good when you make an episode about some news event that happened less than 24 hours ago, but even when that doesn't happen you still make the show in 24 hour and your excuse is like...Well we didi it quickly...so if you get a laugh it was worth it! or you have all these shitty episodes stock piled and when nothing is going on you throw them on !!! anyway Queefs aren't funny...except when my gay friend who is currently dating a transgendered person has to complain about them, cause who would have guessed he would be complaining about such a thing!?....anyway, Hot sauce RIGHT!!!!!!!
....who am I kidding they have ketchup and mayonnaise, but not good mayonnaise like Ina Garten demands....oddly, they do have good vanilla